I look to my left in the middle of a lecture to see a kid with his entire goatee inside his mouth, chewing it. Same class my economics Professor had walked in with a big plate of cookies to, “calm our nerves before the exam.” Second class of the day, foreign policy, the most unattractive people in the room were the first to comment on how “ugly” Sarah Palin is in our book and how “stupid looking” George H. W. Bush was in the documentary we had just watched. How ironic is that? Moving on to business management . . . so a kid walks in carrying a jar of peanut butter with a spoon sticking out. Dinner.